Thanks to the generous gifts of mine and Kristin’s coworkers, Kristin and I were able to purchase our first selfish gift for our upcoming wedding. Observe:

So yeah, we were able to get this amazing digital camcorder. I’ve spent the past 4 hours or so playing around with it, figuring out all the bells, making movies of myself walking around the apartment. Y’know, like the puke camera in Requiem for a Dream. Just in time for our honeymoon, which is a cruise to Jamaica. There will be plenty of videos of…the ocean and Jamaicans. Suggestions other than pr0n are welcome, I’m looking into becoming somewhat of an amateur filmmaker. Right.
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Might I suggest making a porn.