Twilight in Athens this Weekend

I’m headed to Athens this weekend for a multitude of reasons.  First, it’s Josh and Cheryl’s wedding shower.  Second, it’s Twilight; that’s the big bike race downtown.  The best part about Twilight is watching bikers spill and scrape their knees in front of you.  Dangerous!  Third, it’s my birthday weekend.  I can’t wait to par-tay on down in my old hometown.  Fourth, we’re gonna have helluva time playing Smash Bros. Brawl.  Apparently I suck, so I look forward to getting my arse handed to me.  Pumped!